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Mr Right (lyrics)

How many lives will you royally screw before it catches up to you you are the tumor that grew and grew you’re not quite morbidly obese unfortunately

I don’t hate you because you’re fat I hate you because you’re a sociopath If I believed in karma, I’d say, ‘watch your back’ but all I can [...]

Lucinda (lyrics)

There was a time when you lost your mind now you’ve nothing to lose in the end you replaced your friends with drugs and booze

Now you sit and wonder why you spend your life alone Could it be the fact that half the time you’re pissed and half the time you’re stoned? Lucinda is [...]

Teacher’s Lament

I’d rather eat a sheet of glass

than have to teach another class

where every listless lad or lass

lopes lazily, a moping mass

not through the day, but idly past

I hate them every one

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I hate [...]